I owe you all an apology for my silence lately. But I assure you, I've been truly punished lately.
Several nights ago, I got my first ass licking.
It was on my bare bottom.
On my wet bare bottom.
I was shaken.
I cried.
Hard.
I never want it to happen again.
Which is why, from now on, I will be closing the bathroom door completely when I go for my shower. Because my cat enjoys the shower way more than a cat should. And when I'm not careful, he sneaks in.
The other night I was washing my hair, oblivious to the stealthy little devil. Attracted to the water dripping off of me (he seriously LOVES water - the little freak), he apparently couldn't resist the temptation of licking some off of my ass.
I was so startled that I screamed bloody murder and scared poor Red half to death. And then, for reasons I don't entirely understand, I burst into tears.
So I hope you will all forgive me my negligence. I have been truly punished.
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3 comments:
That is just too funny! I've had cats who liked the water, but I've never been licked by one like that! LOL!
lol, this was funny - I bet u will keep your door closed.
Jean
LOL
In all my life I've never owned a cat who liked water
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